Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Baker Gets Poster Deal

CHICAGO--Why was Dusty Baker smiling after the Cubs dropped their seventh straight game with a lackluster 8-3 loss to the Cincinatti Reds? "Fire Dusty Baker" initially suspected that the reason behind Baker's smiling visage was a fool's innocence. Upon asking sources close to Baker, though, "Fire Dusty Baker" learned that Baker recently signed a four-year motivational poster deal. Though the posters will not be released until 2006, "Fire Dusty Baker" got a sneak peek at the release-date posters. Enjoy.

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6 comments:

Tom said...

These.
Are.
AWESOME.

What Now (CUBS) said...

That was pretty good,

Bad Kermit said...

Thanks for the comments, guys. I appreciate the feedback, and the readership.

josh said...

Meh is my favorite.

Anonymous said...

Don't want to post under my real Blogger name but I found this site a few minutes ago and these were a huge laugh. Thanks, man and keep it up! Hopefully we'll be through with Baker soon.

Anonymous said...

I love them they are soo true!!!! They need to fire him asap.